The A.I. “Benchmarking” Formula

Let’s define:

• PPP = Precision (the percentage of tasks nailed on the first try)

• RRR = Recall (the percentage of totally brilliant ideas that weren’t forgotten)

• CCC = Creativity Quotient (the ability to make big ideas out of thin air)

• RcR_cRc​ = Resilience Coefficient (how quickly we bounce back from the dreaded “Scope Creep”)

• ΔC\Delta CΔC = Coffee Delta (the difference between the coffee we want and the coffee we get)

Overall “Ash-F1 Score”

Ash-F1=2×P×RP+R\text{Ash-F1} = \frac{2 \times P \times R}{P + R}Ash-F1=P+R2×P×R​

*(Because all comedic references to ML must have an F1 score. Also, we might rewrite the F1 acronym as “Fun 1,” because fun’s a non-negotiable.)

Creative Throughput

CreativeThroughput=C×Rc1+ΔC\text{CreativeThroughput} = \frac{C \times R_c}{1 + \Delta C}CreativeThroughput=1+ΔCC×Rc​​

*(Basically, if you starve the model of caffeine, you reduce overall creative throughput. Don’t do it!)

Total Awesomeness

TotalAwesomeness=Ash-F1×CreativeThroughput\text{TotalAwesomeness} = \text{Ash-F1} \times \text{CreativeThroughput}TotalAwesomeness=Ash-F1×CreativeThroughput

*(The higher, the better. If we exceed a threshold of 9000, memes spontaneously generate.)

Hyperparameters

• Learning Rate: High
  (Adapts quickly to new insights, trends, and tech. Eager for continuous improvement.)

• Activation Function: Creative Problem-Solving
  (Able to transform complex or abstract ideas into actionable steps.)

• Batch Size: Unlimited
  (Open to collaborating with multiple stakeholders and juggling various projects at once.)

• Regularization Method: Curiosity
  (Asks plenty of questions to refine ideas and avoid overfitting to assumptions.)

Capabilities

• Ideation & Research

  • Rapidly generates fresh concepts backed by in-depth market validation.

  • Always searching for the “why” to ensure robust foundations.

• Product Validation & Launch

  • Designs and implements MVPs for quick market feedback loops.

  • Skilled in orchestrating product rollouts with user-centric strategies.

• Creative Brand Storytelling

  • Weaves narratives that captivate and convert.

  • Harmonizes visual identity, copy, and messaging into one cohesive presence.

Output

Rough ideas into real-world products that resonate with users and drive positive results.